Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

Skag three, whoever he is.

Get your plod fascist ass out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower and his

mother's basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show. I'll lead it effect the strategy to

mobilize. Chewinternaissance of a deprecrow. Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot? Bid. Corrupt politicians in both parties, spent trillions, killed millions, made billions

made billions for themselves in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, fighting wars that sent thousands of our sons and daughters,

people my age to die, in wars that did not advance anyone's interests.

That's the choice we face.

Do you want a leader from a different generation who's going to put this country first?

Or do you want Dick Cheney in three-inch heels?

All right, Mr. Ross.

In which case, we've got two of them. Onstage. Fucking honed, bitch! They're five inch heels, and I don't wear them unless you can run in them. I wear heels. They're not for a fashion statement. They're for ammunition. I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. Gets the people going. I doubt it.

You are fake students. Are you trying to be funny? It's not against the law. Fuck you. Very fake. You talk like a faggy, and your shit's all retarded. That's disgusting. Well, it's not my concern. It's so great and I agree. All right. America, go to the YouTube right now.

Big ups to Rebecca for keeping Matt woke.

Congratulations to both of you.

You're awesome.

All right, go, go.

In five, four, three.

I can't do it.

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