Hey, all you are, welcome and they're going to think we're a six and keep another show.

Welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. Two of your favorite guests. I know they're mine.

First off, Catherine Heller. Hello, Catherine.

Hello, everybody. How are you?

And where'd you guys meet? College high school, her pal Betsy Helmuth.

Hey there. So good to be back.

It was in college, right, that you both have to meet?

It's very exciting. Very exciting. Today, by the way, and I'm glad you're here for support, is my mom's death day, the two-year anniversary. Do people celebrate those? They do, right? We just don't have a name for it.

You recognize it, maybe not celebrate, unless you hated her, in which case, go for it.

No, it's great.

I feel like today especially, she's looking down watching everything I do, which a little strange

because I masturbated this morning.

But anyway, my mom was the best.

I just want to give a shout out to nobody.

Okay.

All right.

I think deep down I was her favorite. How many siblings do you both have? I have three. Okay. All right. I think deep down I was her favorite. How many siblings do you both have?

I have three. Okay. And Betsy? Really? I only ever hear about the one. Well, I have two half-brother

sister from the first marriage, my dad's first marriage, and my sister from my dad's second marriage.

That's third marriage, who knows. Who knows? Yeah, I have four

siblings. I only really talk about three, you know? Yeah, same. I get it. How about you, Betsy?

I consider myself an only child because I do have... That's what I want to do. I want to start

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