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The Horror Virgin

387 - Willy's Wonderland

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The Horror Virgin

Horror Movies, Improv, Horror, Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

If turtles are flightless birds, is lasagna a cake?

This week’s most requested horror movie is Willy’s Wonderland. This film has everything: A silent janitor with zero follow-up questions. Animatronic Pizzagate. And a haunted true crime original story of convoluted that you'd need five nights to sort it out. If you love flightless turtles, debt-era Nic Cage energy, and animatronics get curb-stomped, this episode’s for you!

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