387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:03.6 | Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, give it up for Jake and Amir! |
| 0:12.0 | Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir, sit down. |
| 0:25.0 | Hey, I am Amir! |
| 0:29.0 | And I'm Jake, I'm Jake Herwitz. |
| 0:33.0 | Me, I'm Amir Blumenfeld, I'm a goddamn chipmunking. |
| 0:37.0 | Guess what? Me, Jewish! |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, I'm Jake Herwitz. |
| 0:42.0 | I like pussy! |
| 0:45.0 | Amir, yeah Jake. |
| 0:47.0 | Great to be here hosting our very own podcast festival. |
| 0:53.0 | Podcasts are the new... great! |
| 0:57.0 | So excited all you guys could show up. |
| 1:01.0 | If you're from Chicago, give me some! |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, and if you're from my hometown of Tel Aviv, Israel, make some noise! |
| 1:17.0 | Wow, a lot of people from Tel Aviv! |
| 1:21.0 | Amir, you got a strong Adam Sandler vibe. |
| 1:27.0 | Shampoo is better! |
| 1:31.0 | Watch my new movie with Jennifer Aniston on Netflix. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, it's out there. |
| 1:35.0 | Back together again. |
| 1:37.0 | And what about you? You moved to New York, huh? |
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