Welcome to Kill Me Now with Judy Gold. I am your host, Judy Gold, and this week we have

a very special episode of Kill Me Now. My guest this week, and this will be part one

and part two of our conversations. This is just a one episode special. I am here with

someone you all know very well, but you don't really know. You only know through what

I've said about her. And she's here to defend herself. Ladies and gentlemen, our guest

for Valentine's Day, the one and only, my lover, my Brock, my, my everything, at least

a hell pernice here. That's so sweet, tar. I know. And you're going to have your fake

personality on and act like you're really nice. No, I won't. I mean, it is. So the reason

we're doing this episode, besides the fact that I'm in rehearsals from 12 to 6, even

and then writing and not like I'm just I, I mean, I really am unavailable. But we wanted

to do in a Valentine's Day episode. And the reason is I hate Valentine's Day. I've always

hated Valentine's Day as a young child going to public school in New Jersey, which was so

fun. As a young child, on Valentine's Day, they would always do these, you know, the class,

Valentine's Day. Right. To send Valentine's Day. And it was very hetero. And no one ever gave

me a fucking Valentine. Did you do that? Did you do the valve? We did that. Your mother.

Oh, what do you mean my mother? In the mic. No, I, we would all buy Valentine's Day cards

for every one to write them to the your estimates. Right. For everyone in your classroom.

Yeah. So everyone got a Valentine's. But it's like, it's so stupid. Like it's stupid. It's a

stupid holiday. Okay. I don't think so. It's about love. Same Valentine's Day.

Yes. And one time I'm going to tell you this. I never told you this before. But one time my father

gave me a Valentine's Day card and he wrote Happy Saint Valentine's Day.

Okay. Okay. So let's look up Valentine's Day. Well, he was trying to be funny. Valentine's Day.

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