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The Tim Dillon Show

387 - Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Tim sits down with comedian Jessica Kirson about marching, 90’s music, Oprah, dieting, being star struck and why everything is nostalgic.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen the great Jessica curious it is with us turn me down. I'm a little hot in these headphones. This is a little loud. Thank you. Thank you.

0:07.7

It's Easter Sunday. This will be released in a week or two because I'll be in Europe and you were trying to get here.

0:14.0

Did the driver who told you that there was a trans parade on 5th day

0:18.0

did he just think the Easter parade was the trans parade?

0:21.0

Because the Easter parade everyone wears bonnets and looks crazy.

0:24.0

Right. I think he just thought that was the trans parade.

0:28.0

I think that...

0:29.0

But maybe there were two parades.

0:30.0

Well, he also said it's some kind of Indian holiday too. I think he's on acid.

0:36.1

He honestly there was no there was no Uber driver.

0:40.1

I'm joking. No if I saw people with those crazy hats I would joking. No, if I saw people with those crazy hats, I would go, oh it's a trans parade.

0:46.5

That's, oh my God, is that the Easter parade?

0:49.5

This is the Easter parade.

0:51.0

That person needs to be killed. Why is that person wearing that hat? Is that a hat? Yeah, they all have funny hats and Easter bonnets. But that's dumb. Why? What is that? Well, this is the whole thing. It's Easter. They all wear bonnets. But that's not a bon it's Easter they will wear bonnets but that's not a

1:03.8

bonnet that's a fucking tree well everybody's getting creative that's not

1:07.9

creative I agree with you know I mean I'm mentally ill but that's like this is

1:12.3

what he thought the trans parade was I mean I'm mentally ill but that's like you need to be in a home.

1:13.0

This is what he thought the trans parade was I think.

1:15.4

I think so too.

1:16.5

I think he saw this and he was like this has to be the trans parade.

1:20.3

It does not look like an Easter parade.

1:23.0

It looks more like a trans parade than an Easter parade.

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