Welcome to the Harlan Highway. It's me, Harlan Williams, your host, and glad to have you here. What a treat. What a chocolat. What a chocolaty gooey treat.

Um, no meaning.

Welcome everybody.

Don't fall asleep. You're on the Harlan Highway. Here we go. Maybe we'll fall asleep maybe you have a sleep button

wouldn't be nice to have a sleep button we're gonna talk about that yeah

and how about that's

how about a special birthday shout out today?

Yeah, we got a really special birthday.

Somebody's a hundred years old today.

The way to you hear who it is.

It's somebody you know and somebody you love.

Somebody that's been part of your life and very close to you.

Also, spam, we're going to be talking about spam today.

Have you ever eaten spam? Not this kind? Maybe you have. And monsters! Oh, we're going to talk about the upside of monsters.

And then a couple of interesting guests calling in today.

One of them is British and one of them Spanish.

I find both of them a bit annoying.

Maybe you don't. They've been here before, they call in a lot. You're

going to find out right here on the Harlan Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax, get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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