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Of course, I can't fucking read it.

But it says...

Do you need these?

Yes.

Thank you.

This is like me making fun of my mom.

It's terrible. I'm sharing these readers. Thank you. This is like me making fun of my mom. It's terrible. We're sharing these readers. I'm in my no jeans era right now. Are you? Yeah. How come? I just, I don't. It's called menopause weight and jeans don't fit anymore. I feel they're really, really, I love jeans. That's all I ever wear is jeans. Like, I used to. All. But then, like, I started putting in my jeans. And, yeah, it was just, like, it just looked weird. I felt like I needed a belt or something. Like, it was the way it was, like, sitting on me. Uh-huh. It makes me really sad because I love jeans. But I'm going to spend the summer not wearing jeans. Okay. I had to change my underwear style. Yeah. With menopause. Oh, yeah? Yep. So I used to wear like the briefs that hit like the hip bone. Mm-hmm. And then my, my belly, it would make a line. A done lap? A done lap? A done lap over your... It done... It done lapped.

Do you hear that? No, that's awesome. No, I know. You have a done lap? Oh, it's like a beer belly. It's like, you have a done lap. It's like, what? Your belly done lapped over your, whatever, your pants or whatever. That's funny. No, I never, I have a done lap. So then I had to, then I tried underwear that was like in between and you can still see it in my pants. Oh, yeah. And so then I had to go to like, legit, I have a waistband. Like creeping up and creepy. It is like starts at my belly button and goes down. And then that looks smooth.

And I've lost weight.

Yeah.

So I think it's that everything's just really soft.

Yeah.

And so I can't wear my thongs.

That's the most ridiculous thing.

Doesn't look good?

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