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The Scathing Atheist

386: PPPed Off Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the government takes a PPP all over the First Amendment, we learn that if your rat has an erection that lasts more than 4 hours it wasn't homeopathy; it was you, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to act as insult lube.
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Headlines:
The numbers are in: Churches got almost $10 billion in forgivable loans from taxpayers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/07/the-u-s-government-gave-nearly-10-billion-in-forgivable-loans-to-churches/
Donald Trump Proposes “National Garden” With Statue of Evangelist Billy Graham:
Christian Host Posts Video Showing “Demons” Around Fallen Confederate Statue: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/02/christian-host-posts-video-showing-demons-around-fallen-confederate-statue/
Ken Ham Calls on “Cancel Culture” to Scrub Darwin (and Evolution) from Science:

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the polysyllabic profanity in this episode has monosyllabic profanity wedged into it.

0:05.4

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com

0:10.1

and by the Protective PPE for the Trump supporter on the go.

0:14.1

The N95KKK Mask, complete with Protective Hood.

0:18.5

The N95KKK Mask.

0:21.0

Now will you wear it?

0:23.0

And now, The Skating Atheist.

0:25.6

Hi, I'm Lisa Ann, co-host of the new podcast, The Barthast.

0:29.1

It's Shakespeare, you dick.

0:31.1

And this is Dawn, Fed Tech and training specialist at the same university that developed the polio vaccine.

0:37.1

And as someone who has studied the work of one of history's pre-eminent primates,

0:41.2

William Shakespeare, a suspected skating atheist.

0:44.3

And as someone who works for years at a time getting to know individual non-human primates,

0:49.1

we can assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men and women.

0:59.1

And as someone who has studied the work of one of the most popular primates,

1:07.1

we can assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men and women.

1:13.1

It's Thursday.

1:17.1

It's July 9th.

1:19.1

And it's been nice to Jersey Week.

1:24.0

I like your industrial waist.

1:28.0

It's nice to see you.

1:30.0

I'm no illusions.

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