3858: 3 Kidneys No Colon w/ Dave Piontkowski

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote.

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0:00.0	Hey all you guys will come and they think we want to say the
0:03.5	and the girl.
0:04.5	Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Malley.
0:07.0	I'm Dave Biancowski.
0:08.6	Dave, Dave is new to Keith and the girl.
0:10.6	Good to see you, glad you can be part of this.
0:16.7	I could be here Keith. Let me begin, let's get into it right away.
0:21.7	You have a new comedy creation, three kidneys no colon, it's called.
0:26.8	Three kidneys no colon it's called three kidneys no colon and the name says says it all
0:29.3	How you feeling?
0:34.0	Honestly Keith I feel the best I've ever felt. It's that the show title chronicles my life when I was unhealthy.
0:40.0	When I have to have major operations, I have to obviously have a colon removed, I had to have an additional kidney added to my body.
0:47.0	So a lot of things happened where I was not really healthy, and now I've been on a huge health kick coming off of that where you know I
0:56.8	want to do everything in my power to keep this kidney alive and keep myself in
1:01.5	as good as shape as possible.
1:03.0	So like I go to the gym as much as I can and I try to stay as clean diet wise as I can and I just do my best every day and I'm really, I feel like I'm the healthiest of our event.
1:14.0	Okay so I do want to get into this and I'll try not to vomit. You have
1:18.0	a ulcerative kaleidus and chronic kidney disease. What is kaleidous? Is that when you
1:25.3	should in your insides? What is that? Well I'm more shit on my outsides because if you
1:31.4	saw the amount of shit on my outside, I mean, when it was all sort of ulcer of kaleidus,
1:36.6	when I was at the peak with this illness and I had severe ulcer of kaleidus, I was shitting, I would say upwards of 15 times a day.
1:44.2	Wow.
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