3856: Live from My Mother’s Funeral w/ Benny Blue

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Keith is back from war-torn North Carolina with new guest Benny Blue. The two fast friends discuss dead moms, the 2024 Vice President debate, and FOOTBALL!!!

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0:00.0	Hey there, before the show starts out, by the way, I'm getting over a cold so I might sound funny, not funny, just like funny, you know.
0:07.0	Hurricane Helene, I thought it was called Helena, and I thought the show would be called a in a life. That would have been clever.
0:14.0	Anyway, at least 213 people have died since Hurricane Helene slammed the southeast more than a week ago.
0:21.0	Hundreds unaccounted for, if you're looking for a place to donate,
0:25.0	to help them out, here's some.
0:28.0	The American Red Cross, Salvation Army,
0:32.0	America's, North Carolina
0:32.8	Cares, North Carolina Disaster Relief Fund, Florida
0:37.4	specifically Florida Disaster Fund.
0:40.4	Georgia, send relief is the name of the place.
0:44.4	Send relief.
0:45.4	If you donate anything, if you give anything, send your receipt to info,
0:50.4	Keith and the girl, I'll put the same amount of money into you getting VIP
0:56.4	whether you're new or a current member if you give 20 bucks you get 20 bucks in
1:01.7	VIP it's it's fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy. Jesus Christ. No I mean it. Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you doing? Jesus Christ. All right, here's the show.
1:13.2	Hey, all you are all coming and they think you are
1:16.0	the girl.
1:18.0	Welcome to Keith and the girl, I'm Keith Malley.
1:20.0	And I'm Betty Blue.
1:22.0	Benny Blue.
1:23.0	First of all, good to see you.
1:25.0	Thanks for joining me.
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