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Keith and The Girl

3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh my answer is God, I'm Keith Malle, Keith and the girl, Keith and the girl, Keith and the girl.

0:07.2

Puffdity daddy was just denied bail for the second time.

0:14.0

He's in jail right now.

0:19.8

Appealed the bail today with the second judge. How many fucking judges are there? I don't know. So anyway he was just denied bail again and thank

0:26.2

God because I didn't think it was so obvious I mean I saw the tape that's obvious to tape that he can even appeal bail narkening bail but the world we

0:39.5

fucking live in like that Donald Trump is a viable presidential candidate.

0:45.7

There's so much dumb shit going on.

0:47.5

I don't know.

0:49.5

Maybe he was going to dance out of there with this stupid codfish mouth. I don't know. So thank God.

0:57.0

Bute isn't a word! How you doing beauty? You know how we say it all the time?

1:02.0

Hey, Bute but it was just my

1:03.4

be butts birthday the other day.

1:04.8

Wordle yesterday was beute. Short for beauty. I guess if there's not enough

1:12.2

boxes you just be just beaut? What's today's word, ridiculous? And Dan, I'm talking to somebody who I not only care about, I admire, not Liz to be Claire.

1:23.0

But I was talking to him last night, they were defending Bute.

1:26.2

This is where all the world's problems stem from.

1:29.8

So like, well, I mean, if people think Bute's a real legit fucking word that there's not enough five

1:34.3

letter out there then you know what yeah let's appeal bail even though that video of you

1:39.2

beating that woman to death almost literally to, I don't know how she's not dead.

1:45.6

Kicked her head like a soccer ball multiple times.

1:48.8

Let's go Pio Bail!

1:51.8

Tell him New York, uh, New York jails or the conditions aren't up to your standards, did he?

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