Greetings, my dear friends. It is I, D True Cell, and you are listening to the Ducatruscle

Family Hour podcast, and I am going to go on a kind of angry fucking political rant.

So get ready. If you don't want it, if you feel like you've been your sick of having

the vulture vomit of the mainstream media and the fucking rancid news that are all being

just... just... putrefying in right now. Just skip ahead a little bit. I get it. I understand

you don't want to hear another fucking comic that's decided to become political. I'm

so sorry to be part of it, but this is the revelation that I've had, which is that if I

don't say anything, if I ignore it, then I'm going... no matter what... that means that

I'm siding with the same forces that are allowing people like that rancid, murderous,

piece of shit, horror cop who executed George Floyd on the street to continue to exist.

So also that being said, I want to recognize that I have not experienced the level of

oppression that people of color and minorities have experienced in their lives. But holy

shit, I'm angry. I'm angry. This pissed me off. I don't want to be angry. I have a problem

with anger. I don't like the way it feels, but I'm disturbed by this. I'm angry. And if

I'm fucking angry, can you imagine how angry people in Minneapolis, people of color and

minorities who have had to deal with this in their minds for their whole lives must feel

having witnessed a three-day span of time in between a street execution and the executioner

being arrested? I don't think it's possible to even imagine that. So anyway, I don't... I

think there's a lot of... if you want to hear some brilliant, articulate young people talking

about why they're incinerating buildings in Minneapolis right now, go to Unicorn Riot.

The live streams are up there. They're amazing. And you'll find some comfort in the fact that

these people, as much as the president wants you to think they're thugs. They're not thugs.

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