385. - Annie Hamilton

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Annie Hamilton is a writer and actor from New York. We talk about haircuts, the 7:30 am pilates class has way too many tardies, the parmesan and fish diet, Annie knows why people don't trust Chris' face, we're all ready for Annie to become famous, finally getting a big check only to have her account liquidated, her debtor's secretary follows her on Instagram, Annie knows why she's tough to cast, what it's like dating someone extremely good looking, can you have sex to MGMT, give Leo a break, numerical ratings, living in Los Angeles for ten years as a total speed freak, getting offered money to get lip fillers, Kylie Jenner and Annie have more in common than you'd think, doing ten key bumps before a flight, the woman who wrote a terribly offensive tweet before a flight and was virally canceled before landing, why Annie prefers uppers to downers, the few advantages that sober people have in a nightlife setting, and what men should be doing at parties instead of dancing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The It's me yes. It's me. jeans. It is a fucking scorcher here in LA. Global warming isn't real. It's just summer. We all know that
0:28.8	Jason was just saying he wishes He still had his shaved head, which I thought was a great look on him.
0:34.6	Honestly he's got a nice little dome piece on him.
0:36.6	I have a banging little dome.
0:38.2	But I also understand that when you have a head of hair like yours, it's, it would be kind of a disservice to not only yourself but
0:44.8	your loved ones and America as a whole I really liked having a buzzhead it kind of
0:50.3	keeps you on your toes a little bit you know you operate through the world a little more sleek and aerodynamic the same way that you've talked about but you are also probably the only one who's like I really like this look I think you look really good
1:04.6	and better than you did I'm not saying you looked I'm not saying you looked
1:08.3	better necessarily than you did I'm saying that you have incredible range, you know, that's all I'm saying.
1:17.0	Much like, much like our guests today, you can kind of embody many roles and one of those is like shaved head no sleeves
1:27.4	bike guy or it's or it's like sweater cigarette DJ, DJ guy.
1:34.1	You know, you kind of have, you know,
1:35.9	sweater, cigarette, DJ guy?
1:38.4	The Dem jeans doll comes with many accessories
1:41.7	and aftermarket parts to kind of add to kind of make him your own.
1:45.3	The American Girl TJ is highly customizable, whereas I don't have that kind of range.
1:52.4	All I can do is kind of show up, you know.
1:55.2	My, yeah, my Barbie doll is lousy with sweaters.
1:58.4	Up to my gills in Kashmir's, and yours is basically just what what just this old t-shirt and this old truck
2:05.6	something like that it really that's the name of my new album this old
2:08.8	t-shirt this old truck coming out RCA Nashville next month.
2:13.7	Thanks everybody who helped me with that.
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