3846: Nice Try, Tricksters

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

If Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers.

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0:00.0	Hey all you are all you guys all come and they think we must it says we can never go.
0:05.0	Brought worst go-wits.
0:07.0	Bun, mustard, sourcraut, what's the fourth one?
0:10.0	Brought.
0:11.0	Fck you, connections. Brought worst goOUTROUS. Brought-Wurst go withs.
0:14.0	A-Brought?
0:15.0	Yeah, I might need the brought-if it's a-brought-wurst.
0:18.0	How about person?
0:19.0	A person has to make it.
0:20.0	You dumb piece of shit.
0:21.0	Trump was right.
0:22.0	New York Times sucks.
0:23.0	Fuck off. That's what you do for a living. You make those. That's how like day starts.
0:28.0	Hi, welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Mally. Glad you're here.
0:32.0	Big day. the combination I'm seeing of a
0:35.5	super moon and a blue moon will be at peak treating skagasers worldwide to a rare
0:41.4	celestial sight?
0:43.0	Hmm, let's see, when was the last time that happened?
0:46.0	Oh, last year.
0:47.0	Oh, how fucking fascinated.
0:48.0	Okay?
0:49.0	How about you worry about those Boeing people?
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