Hey all you guys all you guys all come and they think we want to say we another show.

Welcome to Keith and the Girl, I'm Keith and the Girl, I'm your host.

Keith and the Girl started in March of 2005. You might be thinking, how am I going to catch up if I'm new to this show

we're on episode 3842 not counting spin-off shows etceter

etc don't worry I saw the last Harry Potter movie, the one that was Part 2, I didn't even see Part 1.

I saw the very last movie they ever made, not the other ones.

I understood every fucking thing, promise.

So you're smart, you'll catch up. You'll be just fine.

I was born in Somerset, Pennsylvania. Move to New York City in 1996.

Started Keith and the girl with Hendy in March of 2005.

She's since gone on to work, focus on a self-help

with her OMAT program, one minute at a time.

And I'm going to keep this train running.

Can you say train running with 2024 Nazis out there?

Do you, do we say that?

Anyways, my autobiography is the Great American Novel

and the follow-up book is the dad emails. You can give both a Keith McGraw-Grom.

slash dad book. The Great American Novel was my life up to 30 years old. Then the dad

emails book is when he hit on my ex-wife behind my back, thinking we don't talk anymore, we

do. My ex-wife then allowed me to catfish him as her, and he started hitting on me.

Both books Keith McGraw.com slash dad book.

If you have the VIP program to hear these spin-offs that I mentioned,

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