384-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well? Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?! AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more!

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0:00.0	Frank Sinatra.
0:01.0	Yes.
0:02.0	But not entertained.
0:04.0	I don't think it's great.
0:05.0	It's also not singing.
0:07.0	Why do you say that?
0:08.0	He's singing.
0:09.0	He's not singing.
0:10.0	Okay, sing like him.
0:13.0	Really man?
0:28.0	No, but what about?
0:30.0	I guess he kind of sings that one.
0:32.0	But most of it is like, I'm walking into this.
0:36.0	There's ladies at the bar.
0:38.0	But I'm a fan.
0:40.0	Bring me a drink.
0:41.0	Well, I love thought.
0:42.0	You're like, that's not really singing.
0:44.0	Man, man, man, man.
0:48.0	Man, man, man, man.
0:51.0	Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
0:56.0	There's ladies at the bar.
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