383-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2017

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis). We step in to Studio G with Super Dad Nerd, G. We wear our awesome new Pup Masks as we are always heightening our sense of smell. Plus absolutely AMAZE music from so many of you. We're putting Bitsy on a diet and SO much more. Thanks, Jeans.

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0:00.0	You
0:04.8	Files a ranch baby
0:07.2	But to put this down
0:09.2	young patreon
0:11.2	patreon put that down
0:13.6	young patreon
0:15.8	Put that down
0:19.8	Just slipping along this metal man
0:22.3	We've been slipping along this big here too fast
0:24.8	Glasses now here air at day
0:26.8	Fuck glass
0:30.8	I'm a good damn moves right on his ass
0:33.4	Ain't you heard this is how I glass
0:36.4	Oh my god
0:38.4	Oh my god it's right
0:40.4	My fuckers say good night
0:42.0	Pull back my string and set my sight
0:44.3	Send my arrow into flight
0:46.7	I got a really bad bite
0:48.2	It's 20 seconds time I lose my shit
0:50.8	You ever seen a moves caught out in that quick
0:52.8	Now I'm about to marry my dad
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