384: The Roommate Switch

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Yeah, I could roll face and rage face suck face and fuck face to that song.
0:51.0	Let's get started.
0:53.0	Welcome to another episode of it.
0:55.0	Bye.
0:56.0	We're Jews.
0:57.0	I'm your host, Jake.
0:58.0	I'm just with my co host, a mere blooming shit.
1:02.0	No, no, what do you mean you could fuck face to that song?
1:07.0	What is that?
1:08.0	I just mean if I was like rolling on MDMA, Molly, laced with a little speed and everything felt good.
1:15.0	And I was sucking face and fucking face with somebody.
1:19.0	Sort of like a, I guess, I guess a fucking face would be like a 69 position where two individuals are fucking each other's faces.
1:30.0	Got it.
1:31.0	And then what does that have to do with the song?
1:33.0	Well, just it would be a nice background to me sucking face and fucking face.
1:37.0	Okay, so the song being on the background, it feels like it's not doing much.
1:42.0	It's mostly the drugs that you're on.
1:44.0	No, I mean the song does a lot.
1:46.0	I really think this song, I wouldn't say the song doesn't do a lot.
1:49.0	I think the song really does a lot.
1:51.0	Yeah.
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