Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined as always by G.R. Dad.

Hi. How's it going, Jared Dad? Great. Excellent. Excellent. I haven't podcasted at all since we last

podcasted together.

That's true and don't even think about it.

Why would you lie to me about it?

Because I'm not lying.

Why would I even bring it up?

I don't know.

It's full on honest.

Did you do a secret podcast while I was away?

Wouldn't be secret if I told you, would it? I mean, what if you did a podcast that was secret, but also were like, Jen, could you please not listen but also post this thing? Oh, look over there. There's things. If you're a Patreon subscriber, you got G.R. Dad's secret podcast that he did while I was at Cambridge last week.

Yeah, it actually reduced the value of your Patreon.

We'll have to put some good content out to balance it out.

People seemed to like it.

The cocktail of the week this week is the written word.

It is a variation on the last word, which is a classic and famous equal parts cocktail.

The last word is equal parts gin, green chartreuse, maraschino liqueur, and lime juice.

But as we know, I am not a fan of maraschino liqueur because it should taste like

maraschino cherries, but it does not.

Misnamed.

It tastes like funkiness.

It's myzenimmed.

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