#384: Baked Alaska

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.
0:23.1	I want to welcome you to episode 384 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?
0:29.8	I'm recording from La Meridian Hotel in Tampa, which is a bit overrated.
0:36.7	If you're ever staying in downtown Tampa, don't waste
0:39.4	the money on La Meridian. Anyway, I had to wait to record the podcast because as you may or may not
0:46.3	know, Donald Trump had amazing news. It was a big development. It was a huge development,
0:51.9	and we all had to wait for it to see what was going to happen.
0:55.2	Did he start reading books or who knows who knows what it was going to be? Well, now we know
1:03.2	what it's going to be. Ladies and gentlemen, for $99, only $99, you can get your Donald Trump superhero NFT.
1:12.8	That's right.
1:13.5	What's an NFT?
1:14.7	Well, I'm not really sure.
1:16.0	But according to Donald, it's a digital piece of art.
1:19.1	And it shows him as a superhero.
1:20.6	Some say he was watching, excuse me, he was watching Amazon and he saw a homelander on that show and said,
1:29.5	I want to be that superhero.
1:31.6	Nobody really knows, but he's really pushing these things, only $99.
1:35.7	And get this, Christmas is coming and they make great gifts.
1:39.6	Now, I'm sure by now you've seen this.
1:41.3	It is actually Donald Trump drawn as a superhero and many
1:46.6	Trump supporters are kind of not really Trump supporters anymore because they're
1:53.0	finding out who Donald Trump really is that's that's that is that is the only way
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