#384: 4x Macarena

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

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4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 140 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Snartek.
0:02.0	You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.
0:23.9	Sit back and prepare for some action.
0:29.2	Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.
0:35.5	Hey everybody.
1:00.0	Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's us. It's us again. We got a flood watch. We got flash flooding. So it's another remote. There's a child right outside of my apartment right now. I can see him through my window. He's getting violently electrocuted and no one's hell be it that's hilarious yeah I mean I he's what's really really bad about it is that it's like it's technically keeping him alive you know with all the electricity because that's how that works
1:04.3	no one's no one's no one's popping by everybody's just driving past him like it doesn't matter
1:08.8	that's insane but that's America that sounds yeah that sounds like it's not just not having human decency yeah yeah yeah he's like hey i got i got to i got to go man i got to go get to i got to wait some starbucks what the fuck are you talking about i got to get starbucks real fast why would i help this child when i could just not help this child. What the fuck is going on? Why would I spend time protecting a child when I could just like, I don't know, not.
1:32.7	It's crazy. There's steam coming off of him too. It's. Oh, steam. Really sad. Really sad. Off this poor kid. Well, Merry Christmas. Hope everybody had a good Christmas. I hope everybody had a good, uh, this will go live before New Year's and after Christmas. Uh, but I don't believe good Christmas. I hope everybody had a good, this will go live before New Year's and after Christmas, but I don't believe in Christmas, but I get it. You do, what do you mean you don't believe? What do you mean you don't believe in Christmas? I don't believe in it as a concept. It's one of these. I think it's fake. Oh, are you? You need to chill out, dude.
2:01.6	What is that mug even?
2:02.7	What is that?
2:03.6	For audio listeners, there's nothing in my hand right now.
2:06.9	What are you talking?
2:08.1	What is all?
2:08.7	What is up?
2:10.0	Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast.
2:11.2	It's meet Chris.
2:11.8	It's him.
2:12.2	It's him, Derek.
2:15.1	It's another day.
2:16.6	We're doing a remote because it's literally dangerous.
2:21.6	He's one of the... It's not often dangerous. But I want to start this off. I want to start
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