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You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

I need to touch it.

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-he-ho.

Yeah, me garret.

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Ebola spripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbell,

exacerbating my incredible woes.

I want to take my brain out and blast with the wave,

an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want a requiem for my disease.

So I'm pageing Dr. Steve.

Dr. Steve.

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