383: Tears in Beards | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Get your 3 month unlimited wireless plan for just $15: https://www.MINTMOBILE.com/OFFICIAL Four close man friends gather around to talk about crying into your beard. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 383: Recorded 01/04/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:36 Matt Tied the Knot! 06:31 Would You Rather Be a Lord or a Prince? 10:25 Getting Clucky 12:49 Kaya and Jackson’s Favourite Subreddits 21:47 Mint Mobile Ad 24:20 r/CuckoldPsycology 29:43 Learning That You’re Not Into Being Cucked (The Hard Way) 39:26 Becoming the Bull 48:33 The Cocoa Crisis 55:38 Chocolate, Candy, and Dessert 1:07:00 Healthy Food Is Tasty Too 1:13:11 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	And So, It's the official podcast and it's back and better than ever.
0:34.3	Andrew and I got back from a wedding.
0:36.3	Do you guys want to say congrats to us?
0:38.8	Congratulations, you too.
0:40.3	Thank you.
0:41.3	Really happy that it worked out. No, we attended a wedding together.
0:44.0	It was very nice.
0:45.0	I rarely get to attend weddings, even though I go to like one every two fucking months
0:50.0	because I'm at that age.
0:51.0	But it was still nice. I still felt like I achieved something.
0:55.3	Yeah it was nice it was Matt's wedding he and Monique got married after nine years and
1:00.8	Andrew and I went to the ceremony. We got some good food. We busted some good dance moves. It was a very nice time.
1:08.0	It was. How late did you stay out?
1:10.0	Oh man, we party till like the break of dawn. I didn't leave until like 1030 and that's ridiculous. That's crazy.
1:20.0	That's pretty late. Yeah.
1:23.0	How long do weddings usually go for?
1:25.0	It's been a while since I've been to a wedding.
1:27.0	Yeah, they don't go super long.
1:29.0	You've got the wedding ceremony, but then you've got like the, the after party what is it called like
1:33.8	the reception option right yeah yeah yeah typically those go until you
1:38.4	run at a time on the venue like they the venue gives you so many hours to be there and then they
1:44.4	Oh right yeah, yeah that makes sense. But wouldn't the fucking, I mean I think like
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Official Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Official Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.