#383: Silent But Deadly; The @JoeListComedy Story

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Joe List has a bad attitude and a worse stomach. He ate nothing but chicken parm sandwiches and Chipotle for the last 14 years and then for some reason, one day last year his stomach just stopped working. He has silent reflux. And it's a bigger problem than heart disease, Covid, comedy bloggers, and emotional support peacocks. There's a lot of talk about male ejaculate in a podcast about glorified heartburn.

Listen to Joe on one of his two podcasts, the new Mindful Metal Jacket (I was on episode 11) or the ever popular Tuesdays with Stories that he does with Mark Normand.

The Music

The White Coffin Terror - Silent Night Deadly Night

Future (feat Andre 3000) - Benz Friendz

Duran Duran - The Reflex

Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence

Transcript

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0:00.0	So how long was that going on for?
0:02.5	Those kind of effects before you started to notice it.
0:05.1	Well, this is the weird thing.
0:06.9	The first thing I started dealing with, and I'm still dealing with it now, and I still
0:11.1	have yet to get a diagnosis.
0:12.6	So maybe someone can help me that's listening.
0:15.8	I was getting this white bump.
0:17.6	It looks exactly like a pimple on the exact same spot on the back of my throat.
0:23.0	And it's some kind of, I think, like, cyst that fills with saliva or come or something.
0:29.2	It's teeny.
0:30.8	And I can just, it doesn't hurt.
0:32.0	I just feel it.
0:33.0	And so I started, and this is right when I was...
0:35.6	Pop it or the way you thought.
0:37.8	I might be able to, but like, I've read, like, if it's cystic, I don't pop it.
0:43.4	But it comes and goes.
0:47.0	But I come and go.
0:49.4	Silent night, holy night, holy night.
0:59.4	Holy night, holy night.
1:20.4	Silent night, deadly night.
1:24.4	Well, it's come but some didn't right.
1:28.4	Rounds of the purchase, bounce in and chase.
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