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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.4	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.3	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.1	Both of the network of fish.
0:14.5	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.5	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.1	And the horse was a thing Friday. He was six before me. And a great friend is a little of me. Okay, two, three years. Okay, on your order, Okay, on your order, I have one, hey, and two, on your order, I have one, and two riddles with ranch and a sprite.
0:45.6	You can pull up to the first window.
0:47.9	I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe you didn't.
0:50.7	Did you say cranch?
0:52.4	I said ranch.
0:54.5	Oh, I, okay.
0:56.0	Yeah, no, I probably wasn't enunciating when I ordered.
0:59.2	Oh, yeah, we needed a cranch.
1:01.6	Sir, what is cranch?
1:05.3	Can you give me one second to ask me what cranch is?
1:10.1	That's the code, right? Yeah. Did she, like did she touch her nose or something? Well, it's over a speaker. I don't actually, I don't know if they're touching their nose or not. It's over a speaker. Sir, the line's pretty long. So if you want to pull up to that first window. Yeah. Yeah.
2:00.8	But we just really want to make sure we need the cranch on the, on the, hey, riddle, riddle. Cranch, we need cranch. Cranch. Extra cranch. Not extra cranch. I'm not made of money. Oh, sorry. What could cranch be? It's probably ranch with something in it. Is there like another, is there like a, is there like a second part to the code that I need to know about? The Eagle Flies at Dawn, but that's supposed to be after they respond to Cranch. I'll just, I'll pepper it in now. Excuse me, I figured out what's in Cranch. Uh, sure. The Eagle Flies at dawn. Nice, subtle. Yeah.
2:05.8	You want to add the Eagle Burger to your order?
2:07.6	Yeah, I want to try it.
2:10.1	It's the most American thing on the menu.
2:10.7	Never mind.
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