#382 - Spooooky Intimate Bum Procedures, Perfect BBC Noise and Same Postcode Different Houses

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

What’s the only way to spend Halloween? It’s having a spoooooky intimate bum procedure of course! So John's dressed as a spoooky ghost in a bed sheet. (He's in bed as he recovers). There’s no way he was to be knocking on the doors of rural Bucks to fill his pumpkin bucket with Chomps and Refreshers when he’s got an ice pack strapped to his behind. So it's prone podcasting at its finest.

While our backside hero recovers, it’s Elis’s job to do the heavy lifting - i.e. read the emails. But right now, really it's you doing the lifting. From Golden Age Mad Dads to Timberland tales, you're doing more incredible lifting than Lasha Talakhadze (+102kg Men 2024 Olympic Champion).

If you want to throw anything into the mix for the boys to use on the show then it’s [email protected]. Or if you’re young enough to not know ‘The Fonz’ then it’s 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp.

Are you listening on BBC Sounds? If not then you’re missing out on the chance to switch, with the tap of a finger, to Matt Chorley eating a flan whilst interviewing The Education Secretary on 5 Live. So listen there!

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0:00.0	If you love your pop, this is right up your street.
0:04.8	Pop Top 10 with Scott and Ryland.
0:08.0	We've picked some of the most hotly contested questions of all time
0:11.7	and decided to settle them once and for all with the help of some special guests.
0:16.0	We're taking it very seriously.
0:17.8	I can't let things like that slide on this show.
0:20.5	Now, come on. What are you on about? Don't put words into my mouth. I can't let things like that slide on this show. Now, come on.
0:21.3	What are you on about?
0:22.9	Don't put words into my mouth.
0:24.1	I'm one, darling.
0:24.9	Just sparting them yourself.
0:26.1	Search Pop Top 10 to listen on BBC Sounds.
0:29.1	On BBC Sounds.
0:32.5	BBC Sounds.
0:34.0	Music, radio podcasts.
0:40.3	You know. Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. Hello there, listeners. Thank you very much for downloading this Friday episode of Ellis and John, which we recorded yesterday on Halloween. The Spookyest Day of the Year. And Five Live has gone Halloween crazy.
1:13.2	Dave has decided to make more of an effort this year and go trick or treating with his family.
1:17.7	As last year he went with Degze and Skegze, neither of whom had dressed up and Degzi vaped throughout.
1:23.2	The one concession Skegsy made was to point out to a sceptical neighbour,
1:26.9	I'm wearing trackies, aren't I? Some right of scary people wear trackies if you know what I mean.
1:31.6	And Dexie pointed to a rude word he'd written on his cheek with Byro.
1:35.4	John turned up to last night's five-life Halloween party in a plain suit.
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