Warning, this week's episode contains Hornets.

I'm kidding, they're cuss words.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Adam and Eve,

and by the fact that 2020 hasn't unleashed the atrocity badgers yet.

atrocity badgers, you know they're coming as much as you know we deserve them.

And now The Skating Atheist.

Hi, my name is Emory, and I just wanted to say as a person who worked in customer service for a decade,

and is now estranged from her parents after coming out as trans,

I can assure you that we did evolve from filthy monkey people.

It's June 11th, and it's King Kamehameh Deh.

I'm No Illusions.

I'm Ethan Wright, and since the 90s swing state, and plague bowling Georgia,

this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, Eli's slack ass baby won't even have applied for a job yet.

The Milwaukee Police Department might be willing to die for our sins,

and Hillary Morgan Farrer will remain an idiot.

But first, the Dietrat.

I said it online the day after baby Bosnick was born, but I kind of picture Anna and Eli leaving the hospital,

like that scene at the end of Children of Men, you know where the war stops, so they can get the baby out.

I mean, I know that the chaotic images and shit were mostly just Republican propaganda.

I'm super happy for them, but holy fuck, what a world to bring a baby into.

You know, there's this party that can't help but look around at the social unrest and the bigotry

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