381: Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, the story of a writer asked to write a sequel to an airplane movie and having zero ideas that made sense.
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0:00.0	Yeah, the villain monologue is stupendously boring.
0:08.0	It's satanic without being too satanic for TV.
0:12.0	It's scary without being too scary for TV, and it's vague because the thing he wants
0:16.7	hasn't been revealed in the plot yet.
0:18.3	So he's just like, I want to do the hokey-pokey and turn myself around and turn me finish.
0:25.9	So I'll do that. It's like an actor's in a fight with a producer and he's doing like
0:32.0	an angry table read of a bad guy's speech, but that's what we watch.
0:35.9	Not awful movie movies.
0:41.3	Welcome back to the Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.4	Cinema because we live in a deterministic universe and there's nothing we can do about
0:56.8	it.
0:57.8	I'm your host, no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend.
1:00.7	He then right heath.
1:01.9	Welcome back.
1:02.9	Thanks, Noah.
1:03.9	COVID is better than this movie having cool.
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:08.3	And yes, by the way, listeners, we offered to let him have the day off.
1:13.8	He refused because he loves you and this movie too much and sitting 900 miles to my
1:18.6	northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
1:21.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:22.8	I actually got a little bit of a baby cold going.
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