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Faketination Episode 381 Hello, hello.

This is Faketination where we talk about news, we talk about culture and where we carefully

remove pieces of candy from our children's hall.

So it's not to be detected, so you still think they have a lot of candy in there, but

they're slowly losing pieces mysteriously in the mouths of their parents.

I am your host Nikki and Farsad, and I have been just like very discreetly stealing

pieces of candy from my daughter, and I'm doing it in the name of her health, okay?

I'm being a good parent, and teaching her that is some occasion stealing is right.

Today, we are going to talk about where you should absolutely not take someone on a first

date.

We're going to get into the political hodgepodge that is the current state of the political

climate.

We'll also, and finally, talk about which countries are the most promiscuous.

I mean, this is the kind of data I live for.

Folks, we have such a phenomenal panel for you today, I can't even express how excited

I am by this panel, and I'm what they call slightly under the weather.

This is an especially fantastic panel for how I'm feeling because I can listen to them

talk for hours, and I know you can too.

Joining, first up, we have for the one Gajillionth time, he is a comedian, he is a writer, he's

a producer, you've seen him in stages around the country, he is the wonderful Benari Lee

Poulton, hey, Benari, hey, so great to be back for the one Gajillionth time, I just got

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