#381 - “Proof Epstein Is Alive” Kurt Metzger RIPS Trump, Israel & Iran War

Danny Jones Podcast

Danny Jones

Documentary, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Watch every episode ad-free & uncensored on Patreon: https://patreon.com/dannyjones Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer, and host of "The Derp with Kurp" podcast. SPONSORS https://shopify.com/dannyjones - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today. http://amentara.com/go/dj - Use code DJ22 for 22% off. https://takeultra.com - Use code DANNY for 15% off. https://whiterabbitenergy.com/?ref=DJP - Use code DJP for 20% off. EPISODE LINKS @kurtmetzgercomedy https://kurtmetzgercomedy.com FOLLOW DANNY JONES https://www.instagram.com/dannyjones https://twitter.com/jonesdanny OUTLINE 00:00 - Hyung Jin Moon & the Sanctuary Church 02:12 - VICE is a CIA cut-out 03:42 - Yellow ribbon psyop 06:36 - ISIS & America are friends now 08:36 - Trump was appointed by Jesus Christ? 09:29 - The Shabbat network 12:45 - Scott Horton & 9/11 19:17 - Hypernormalization in America 20:42 - Bin Laden was a puppet & other patsys 23:02 - The connection between aliens & SRA 26:51 - Why aliens aren't demons 32:52 - American Disney adults (CLIP) 35:28 - Populism 37:27 - Truth about Kindergarten 40:30 - CIA's clown-world & the psyops division 48:43 - Pizzagate 53:28 - MK Monarch & Satanic super-soldiers 58:30 - Howard Lutnick, 9/11 & black magic 01:05:19 - Satanists 01:14:57 - Stabbed on prom night 01:17:02 - The reality of the Epstein operation 01:25:42 - Trump's supporters turning on him 01:29:57 - Prince Charles "monarch" conspiracy 01:32:00 - What was cut from Epstein's interview with Bannon 01:33:52 - Epstein's chalkboard deciphered 01:37:45 - Flat earth & nukes are fake 01:42:27 - The origin of "tin foil hat" 01:46:28 - Messed up families in Hollywood 01:55:08 - U.S. is going to draft people for Iran War 02:04:46 - Epstein is still alive 02:13:04 - Shia LeBeouf's relationship to Epstein 02:22:22 - The Jewish version of Sharia Law 02:25:46 - Why we have 2 political parties 02:29:26 - Lyn Buchanan's alien story 02:31:54 - Trans-dimensional trillionaires 02:34:12 - Ghislaine's obsession with Atlantis 02:38:37 - How the Dalai Lama is chosen 02:40:33 - China's social credit system 02:47:27 - ICE aren't real police 02:53:33 - Ormus the elixir of life 03:01:00 - What the FBI is hiding about Pizzagate 03:03:11 - How America creates terrorists 03:12:43 - Why free speech is a great idea 03:15:37 - How Florida is cooperating with Israel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.0	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.0	From rags to riches.
0:06.0	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.0	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.0	Or climbers, you and me.
0:12.0	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.0	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:17.0	A Woman of Substance on Channel 4.
0:19.0	Stream now.
0:28.5	Welcome, Zhang Jin Moon.
0:30.8	Thank you. Is that the guy's name?
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:35.9	I didn't even take the time to learn the man's name before I request this amazing prop.
0:39.4	This is like a leader of the Pennsylvania Sanctuary Church. It's, uh, I don't know what they teach you, but I imagine it's like if Fortnite was a church
0:43.8	is what I'm basing it on. Very similar to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a Fortnite based faith.
0:49.4	Yes, and you have to carry your AK or AR-15 to church whenever you go. Is it a big, there he is. There's a guy. Now, I have that same pattern of cheap polyester Chinese-made jacket, but didn't fit me. Really, none of them. I probably should have just brought that one and worn it on my shoulders, but I didn't know how hot. Well, it's A for effort. Yeah, they're going to liberate China, but he is buying Blazers from China.
1:12.4	Don't think he's not. And he lives in Pennsylvania. The congregation is based in Pennsylvania.
1:19.8	Yeah, I wonder. I mean, so, and I didn't, I didn't buy duck waiters for this, which I apologize to
1:24.8	everybody watching. Yeah, the duck waiters are fucking incredible.
1:28.3	Yeah, that's like, this guy's ready for action, wherever he is.
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