381: For The Gooners & Flickers

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

TMG Studios

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 31K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Noel breaks down wtf happens in The Gorge, why some people’s birthdays are the worst, and new innovation to make work fun. Plus, a kayaker swallowed by a whale, and the typical farmers market experience.

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Chapters:
0:00 swallowed by whale
6:31 animal interactions
8:32 fuck your birthday
11:24 bilt
12:35 birthday bashes & sashes
17:10 fiftylicious
18:39 jan 6: the board game
20:50 the gorge
27:51 the gorge’s reviews
30:51 gooner & flicker material
33:00 hangover leave in japan
35:09 drinking on the job
40:46 ana delvey on the runway
42:18 insane birthday gift request
45:54 farmers market time
49:22 veggie check in
51:49 bonus time

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, hello, welcome to a riveting episode of the TMG show.
0:03.7	Guys, a story about your mom came out this weekend.
0:06.0	I want to start hot and fresh.
0:07.8	Kayaker swallowed by a whale.
0:10.4	Give it up.
0:11.1	Go whale, Miller!
0:14.4	Yeah, that's what you pay for to get your mother spoken about like that.
0:17.8	I've not seen this because I was in Baltimore connecting with the locals. I was
0:22.8	connecting with the locals of Timonium, Maryland. And by the locals, I mean people with holes in
0:27.1	their head. Look, big shout out of everyone who came to the shows. I don't know if anyone in Tumonium
0:33.7	Maryland knows they live there. I don't even know if they know what year it is.
0:38.0	I think everyone in Timonium, Maryland, they moved to D.C. and then in D.C. they brought them
0:42.9	into a room, and then they drove a railroad spike through their nose, and then they moved them to
0:48.4	Timonium, and they're like, you're a barista now. Hey, you work at Continental Arms. I performed in Magoobes. I love, shout on Magoobes, love
0:57.0	Magubes. That place is next to a gun store called Continental Arms, and that structure looks like it's designed to withstand nuclear fallout.
1:05.0	Timonium is an unreal place.
1:09.0	Anyways, let's look at this whale, aka your mom, swallow this kayaker.
1:14.5	Doesn't this happen like once every three years?
1:16.3	Someone just gets ate up by a whale?
1:19.1	I feel like we have at least four GoPro clips floating around the internet of people going in whales.
1:25.9	Let's see it.
1:28.9	Lock in on this, chillstoners.
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