Katie Bolter.

Oh wow.

Tennis is full of noise.

Pressure.

Manifest.

Intensity.

But what really makes me feel alive?

It's the focus in that quiet.

A moment to breathe.

To reset.

To hydrate.

That's what really makes me feel alive.

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local store. This is a Global Player Original podcast. I want to start the same way as we did in Cardiff.

Deerly beloved, we're gathered today in Studio 3L, hoping to have a jolly old time after you've done your toilet selfie.

I have, listeners, I have just been to use the toilets here in Global Towers, Ian Dale House, as it will soon be renamed.

Do we have bisexual toilets now? No, you don't. We don't. No. And... I don't like going to the loo unless it's at my house. You know, you can cause yourself damage if you... Do you not do a poo when you're out of your house? I try not to. Well, that's bad. You need to do a poo when you need to do it. Well, particularly if there's someone in the next door queue, but you don't want to hear the plopping, do you? Well, what's worse is that you, we were talking about this on Steph's Pack lunch yesterday. Were you? If you hold a poo in, your body gets into a natural rhythm of pooing. And if you hold it in, that will be really, really, what are you doing? Oh, talking of pooing? Oh, Corey, he's looking a bit angry. I want to get in the way of the plopping. And two, I want to address a bit of libel that was thrown at me last week. The idea Jackie Smith, that you would be my second choice. Oh, Parra's gone to his head. Am I you throwing me under the bus as well? Dreadful. He's got, my God, it's like... His dander's fully erected. It's like when your child turns into a delinquent. He was such a sweet little one and now he's got all,'s like it's like he's gone feral it's like

he's become a teenager and he's got all antsy i'll be editing you throughout this week and putting

rory and alister in instead fuck off get out of it what a fucking liberty you're

anyway back to pooing yeah so if you need a poo and you hold it in, that's bad for you

because your body is getting into a rhythm of understanding when it needs to poo.

I'll tell you what, there was no danger of that this morning.

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