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I tried on Lily's glasses a few days ago. Her vision is fucked. Why would you try out her? Because I was just like, I wonder how bad off, because my eyes are not good, but I think my eyes are not good at like small focuses, like focusing on small things. Her eyes are just so bad. It's insane. Because I've tried on provisions that have not been too far from mine. It's like, oh, this.

Do you know what your prescription is?

Not anymore. Can you see far better or near better? A far better. Okay. Seeing near things is a little more confusing. So you're far sided. Yes. Yeah, I guess. Yes. Yes. Which it always sounds confusing, but it's always say the positive one is what it's supposed to be. You can see far, you're far-sided.

Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, I put it on. I was like, I couldn't, like, I literally

couldn't see her face anymore. positive one is what it's supposed to be. You can see far, you're far-sided. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like,

I put her on. I was like, I couldn't, like, I literally couldn't see her face anymore. Her face turned into like a fucking Van Gogh painting. Did she wear contacts? Yeah. Okay, because I've never seen wear glasses and I was like, what are you talking about? I've seen her drive many a time. I was like, whoa.

She's just winging it.

I do have a friend like that that refuses. He has driving glasses. Like he's instructing, like, you know, a cop pulls him over. He's like, wear your glasses. Never worn him. Never. And I'm like, and he's been in multiple accidents. And I'm like, I wonder why. You know, kind of like it's. I have 48 points on my license. I just don't get it. He was rearended all those times. This is a complete coincidence. I mean, actually, that is exactly. It's a pizza delivery guy for Chris Hansen. It's that joke where it's like a genuine pizza delivery guy comes in and he's like, wait, what's going on? What happens to fit the demographic a little bit? He does and you're like, what's going? Another guy just kind of seasoned him backs away. Yeah, he's like, like you catch. He comes to where baby oil and baby oils and fruit butterfoot and he's like, whoa. Baby oil and fruit by the foot is a good combo. Speaking of a baby oil. Have you seen any of it? Have you seen the Diddy Doc that 50 cent put out? 50 cent produced a documentary. 50 cent produced a four part documentary video. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me. It's Chris. It's Derek. It's K in. You know what it is. Patreon on a Compsist Star Tank, all that stuff. Did he put it? Not did he. 50. 50. He put out a four part Netflix documentary video series. He did an interview with like a news station that specifically airs in prisons. Just so he that did he would see it or that he could see it is he the world's greatest hater dude he is like he's pretty next level he's up there he's a really big he's top five for sure like I don't know who is in that category because I don't pay that much attention but I would have to imagine he's an upper echelon hater yeah yeah he is definitely in there Yeah. Oh, yeah. He is now. Yeah. Because that documentary is, that documentary is.

He's been. attention, but I would have to imagine he's an upper echelon hater. He was definitely in there. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He is now, yeah.

Because that documentary is... Now, that documentary is... He's been... Well, I'm just saying he kind of ascended. There's shit in that documentary that I had no, I had no clue about. I knew about most of it because I was just, I knew about hip-hop. I didn't know about the city college thing where a bunch of people got trampled to death.

I didn't know that.

It should happen.

Oh, there was like a, what was that one guy that did the... I didn't know about the city college thing where a bunch of people got trampled to death. I didn't know that.

It should happen.

Oh, there was like a, what was that one guy that did the, the, I can't even, Travis Scott. It was like, something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was it Astro World? Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah. He had a little thing like that immediately right off the rip. Like before he was anybody, I think.

That's crazy. He organized the... Yeah, but like I mean that's kind of wild Even a Travis Scott thing I think Travis Scott had blamed to do Because he was in the moment And he clearly thought it was wrong He didn't do anything and I think that's a problem for sure That's the only thing you can put on it up But I think people were like he killed people and it's like no no and you didn't see the other footage

dude a problem for sure. That's the only thing you can put on him. But I think people were like, he killed people.

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