Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

Why won't you shut up so I can say something?

Here's a cookie, yay, cookie

Crack a book, you numbskill

Yes, I don't talk stupidly

Be indignity, be indignity

You're gonna get hung up on that?

On a comedy show?

Did you just get here?

Laugh at Gary's joke.

Ha ha!

Mad at a world!

Live on tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is Never Not Funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, everybody, Dias.

Welcome to the program, episode 3809, the World Winnie podcast number or not funny. Welcome in here on a beautiful sunny Monday, the 20th of April. And we welcome

you in five days past tax day. I hope everybody has the return, or if they had to pay taxes,

it wasn't all that bad. Our president doesn't pay taxes, so I recommend none of us do. And that is not good advice. So hopefully you didn't, you're not, you're not an extension. And then went, oh, I'm already on extension. And my hero, Jimmy Parto said, because the president has paid taxes, I shouldn't pay taxes, and then don't pay them. You'll go to prison. He seems to get away with that. He wants you,

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