3807 - Matt Koff
Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast
Misfit Toys
4.5 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Speaking off the cuff with Matt Koff.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. I'm going to start with the, with the important information. Here's a special |
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| 1:11.4 | Get the fuck out on my way |
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| 1:23.6 | Yes, I don't talk stupidly |
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| 1:26.6 | You're gonna get hung up on that? On a comedy show? did you just get here laugh at garrie's joke ha ha |
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| 1:51.0 | This is never not funny. |
| 1:52.9 | Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo. |
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| 1:59.2 | Welcome to the program episode. |
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