380 - Friday the 13 (2009)

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🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week’s scariest movie is... Friday the 13th (2009).

This film has everything: an underground tunnel empire straight out of Gummy Bears, using a machete to hack away at a public library keyboard, and a burial comparison you will not see coming.

If you love quick tunnels, blunt trauma, and silent killers typing with bladed weapons, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0	You're recording me too, right?
0:01.6	Yeah, the Zoom is recording, too.
0:03.4	My audition's been weird today.
0:04.9	It's funny that you use it so much that it's weird today.
0:08.2	Yes, I edit.
0:09.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09.8	It's like a child.
0:10.7	It has days where it's just like, fuck you.
0:12.7	Yeah.
0:13.1	And you're like, do not make me reset your fucking plug-in.
0:17.6	I'll do it. I do it to premiere twice a month, just like as a threat.
0:23.8	So Todd, you watched like 15 minutes of the original Friday the 13th.
0:28.2	Does that what happened?
0:29.1	And did not notice.
0:30.8	We should probably like, I mean, yes, yes, that happened.
0:34.9	I was like, after 15 minutes, I was like, okay, this is not like Silent Night, Deadly
0:39.9	Night 2, where they just played the first movie over for the first 15 minutes.
0:44.3	And then I was like, shit, I just watched the wrong movie, I guess.
0:47.5	So I had to switch.
0:48.9	And so sorry, I'm a little bit late.
0:50.8	Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin.
0:52.6	I'm paid. And I'm your horror virgin Todd which means I don't like scary
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