380: Deathpool's Prank Oscars

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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"Get that Grizzly out of my sandwich stash, Mr Hargreaves - or I'll jam my Capri-Sun straw in his bunghole." This is just one of the things you'd have heard at our primary school, where one of the teachers was an unruly Bear. But after he let a starving child lick honey off his paw, everyone saw that perhaps he was a human being after all. Here have some brand new features! Including the return of TWO characters from TWO YEARS AGO! Who, you ask? Good question! We weren't sure either

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features. A regular features are the show. Hello and welcome to regular features. The podcast is exactly the same. Every single week. My name is Gavin Miffey. I'm joined by Good Boy Number One. Joe Scrubles. Good Boy, number two. Steve Hogarty. Oh, boy, do we have a podcast for you? You've got much more sinister energy at this bit.
0:23.0	Oh, it's good, isn't it?
0:23.8	I know.
0:24.4	I wasn't expected. Scrabbles. Good boy, number two. Steve Hoganty. Oh, boy, do we have a podcast for you?
0:22.9	You've got much more sinister energy at this bit.
0:23.8	Oh, it's good, isn't it?
0:38.4	I know. I wasn't expecting it. This is my uncut gem, like persona. That's why I would be like, if I had to be mean on the reg. You'd be drowned out. Well, this doesn't make sense because we talk about Uncat Gems canonically later.
0:55.3	But you'd be drowned out by all the other voices if you like this energy. Oh, that's a good point, actually. But then maybe that's the thing. At the back of each scene, I'm just like, muttering. Ready to go. What's the biggest jewel you've ever seen? Oh, excellent question. Richard Jewel, the suspected bomber. You saw him and did nothing.
0:59.7	I just watched him.
1:01.5	He's so big.
1:03.4	So we've got some features for you today.
1:05.1	Whoa, you didn't even answer the question.
1:06.6	My biggest jewel.
1:08.0	What's your biggest jewel?
1:08.6	You didn't even answer the question so I can answer the question because I've clearly got an answer.
1:12.8	The crown jewels.
1:14.7	It's more of a collection of jewels.
1:16.4	The crown jewels.
1:18.2	The answer there.
1:19.0	The crown jewels.
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