#38 Who Else Is Pissed Colton Hasn’t Jumped The Fence Yet? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw

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3.7 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Kay and Derek are joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Betches podcast Everyone’s Gay. At 3:50 they talk about the first two girls sent home this week and cover Hannah G’s makeout-heavy one on one date. Does anyone really want to share a shower with another person, even if it’s Colton? At 13:30 they talk about the cringy boxing date where Demi got punched in the face, and discuss the call with her mom. At 24:40 they compare each of this season’s contestants to a different alcohol. They discuss Colton’s boring date with Kirpa and break down her non-answer to his engagement question. At 38:15 they talk about the rose ceremony and Colton freaking out after Katie told him to watch his back. They close out the show with some Paradise cast predictions and award their Cringe Harrison winners of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Bachelor podcast. This episode is presented by Sugar Bear Hair.
0:04.8	Go to SugarBearHair.com slash The Bachelor for amazing hair and a healthier you.
0:09.3	That's SugarBearHair.com slash The Bachelor.
0:17.6	Hello and welcome to the Bachelor podcast. I'm Kay.
0:20.8	And I'm Derek.
0:21.6	And we have a really special guest today. We have Fat Carri Bradshaw, Ike Chris Burns.
0:27.5	Hi.
0:28.7	So which one am I supposed to refer to you as Fat Carri or Chris today?
0:32.5	I feel like you can on like public forums Fat Carri.
0:36.8	So for these purposes Fat Carri, but I feel like in real life.
0:40.4	Yeah, like in the off-screen.
0:41.1	Because I've always always called you Chris.
0:43.6	But now you've done my makeup so.
0:45.6	Well the best part is I have you saved in my phone as Chris Crystal.
0:49.6	Oh yeah, because Chris Crystal used to be a regular character.
0:52.2	Chris Crystal.
0:52.6	She's been retired.
0:53.6	But Chris Crystal was like one of the OG bachelor girls in our bachelor's.
0:57.2	I feel like I should have been Chris Doll.
0:59.2	I don't know.
0:59.7	It was it was spelled like K-R-Y-S-T-L-E or something.
1:04.3	It was before Crystal on the Bachelor though.
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