38 – Welcome to Murderworld (Feat. Chris Sims)
Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2015
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary

In which we welcome back Emergency Backup Co-Host Chris Sims; comics writers are basically supervillains; Cyclops is not here to have fun; Spider-Man flirts with objectivism; Murderworld is probably not financially sustainable; you should totally cosplay the Proletarian; Arcade may or may not secretly be the Archie Andrews of Earth-616; and Doctor Doom remains absolutely delightful.
X-Plained
- Captain Britain
- Arcade
- Francisco Scaramanga
- The vastly inferior Arcade of Earth-1610
- Uncanny X-Men #123-124, 146-147, 197
- Chris’s first X-Men
- A really sweet truck
- Spider-Man’s brief flirtation with objectivism
- What the X-Men do on their night off
- Hella nipples
- Murderworld
- Miss Locke
- Mr. Chambers
- Marvel comics in the Marvel Universe
- A large number of elaborate deathtraps
- Soviet Nick Fury
- The Proletarian
- Hostage-wrapping
- Phil and Tobe
- One way to celebrate your birthday
- Avengers Arena
- Miss Coriander
- The best non-X Arcade stories
- The end of
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Rachel, I was reading some early arcade appearances the other night. |
| 0:03.7 | Oh cool, thank you, Chris. You are the best possible emergency backup co-host. |
| 0:07.1 | I was wondering, Captain Britain, is he a mutant? |
| 0:09.8 | No, he's just really rich. But his brother and sister are mutants. |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.9 | And he has a ton of superpowers himself. |
| 0:16.4 | Still not a mutant, though. |
| 0:17.8 | Okay, so where do his powers come from? |
| 0:20.4 | Merlin? |
| 0:21.1 | Merlin? |
| 0:21.8 | Merlin? |
| 0:22.4 | Like from King Arthur, Merlin. Yeah, that one. So Brian. from Merlin? Merlin? Merlin? Merlin? |
| 0:23.0 | Like from King Arthur, Merlin. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, that one. |
| 0:25.0 | So Brian Braddock crashed his bike while on the runner from super villains because look, it's a comic, |
| 0:28.0 | it happens. And while he was bleeding out on the side of the road, |
| 0:30.0 | Merlin and his daughter Roma offered to make him the mystical champion of Britain. |
| 0:32.6 | What? |
| 0:33.2 | What? Hi, I'm Rachel Eddin. |
| 0:45.0 | And I'm Chris Sims filling in for Miles Stokes. |
| 0:48.0 | And we are here to explain the X-Men. |
| 0:51.0 | Because it's about time somebody did. |
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