38: Thief Breaks Into Our House While We Were Sleeping

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 35K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Heath needs to go to the hospital! We talk about our scary mystery burglar at the house! Matt nearly blinds himself! The plane ride horror stories continue! We talk about our bucket list top ideas!

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0:00.0	All right. So we're going to get started right now.
0:02.5	Starting now.
0:03.3	Right now.
0:03.8	Today.
0:04.1	Okay, because I have an issue.
0:05.7	I'd like to start off with this podcast.
0:08.4	Get into it.
0:09.5	Get into it.
0:09.7	All right.
0:10.7	So when it comes to buying like off brand products, normally I don't care.
0:14.8	Like when it comes to water, literally anything, buying off brand products.
0:18.8	I feel like it's fine.
0:19.6	Whatever.
0:19.9	It's cool.
0:24.0	But when you buy off-brand toilet paper,
0:26.5	that's exactly.
0:27.6	And I'm talking to you.
0:31.2	You guys have airplane toilet paper in your bathroom. We are in a pandemic.
0:32.4	There is no toilet paper.
0:33.2	No, there is toilet paper because they've restocked all the shelves.
0:36.0	We bought at the time when we couldn't.
0:38.5	So it was...
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