38 - The Worst Grandma with Lamorne Morris

Ask Ronna

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Is Marblehead in the midst of a summer crime wave? The smashed window of (Bryan)'s BMW rental (pardon me) seems to suggest so. And we thought the only thing we had to worry about here were the lobster fighting rings. Not to worry, though. It's Ronna's BMW guy, Jürgen, to the rescue! Then we're joined in The Carriage House by none other than actor, comedian, TV star, and now MOVIE star Lamorne Morris! You know him from NEW GIRL, but he's also got an upcoming Hulu series called WOKE, not to mention the #1 movie on Netflix right now DESPERADOS (featuring one or two other familiar faces). Lamorne helps us grapple with some particularly tough issues this week, like dealing with a flaky friend, how to handle an estranged grandma, and how to stand up to a belligerent guest. Want more of Ronna (& Bryan)? Join us on Patreon every Friday for bonus episodes! We've got the Carriage House Book Club on July 31st (Sidney Sheldon's THE OTHER SIDE OF MIDNIGHT), and we're also continuing our Quarantine International Film Festival (QUIFF). Just $5 a month, and $10 gets you SAUNA PRIVILEGES aka access to the video podcast! We start every day in The Carriage House with a gorgeous cup of coffee. Those who have tried it love it. Those who haven't tried it…get involved! Carriage House Blend or Shades of Vanilla (or both) askronnacoffee.com Roasted and shipped the same day. Free shipping on all domestic coffee orders. 💋 💋 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scarl, look at the falling gun!
0:20.4	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.2	Fever tree Mediterranean tonic water
0:33.4	Mailed with zesty lemon time from a small family farm in Provance
0:39.0	And essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine
0:44.2	So, if three quarters of your G&T is a fever tree tonic
0:49.2	Maybe it's time to call it a T&G
0:53.0	Fever tree, mix with the best
0:57.4	Whoa, that takes me straight to the med
1:18.2	Hello, Tia. Hi. How are you? Uh-oh.
1:22.6	What? I detect a tone.
1:25.4	No, not at all, Rhonna. Honestly, I've just been a little bit. It's been a weird couple of days.
1:31.6	And I don't- What's going on?
1:34.6	Okay, well first of all, I don't think I have a properly thanked you for getting me that upgrade.
1:39.9	Oh, well, you're trying to get the car?
1:42.0	The car. So, as everyone knows, like, part of the deal that I decided that we should have is that
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