38: The School Year No Cap Recap

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe are moving into full recovery mode and are starting summer break off right with their own version of a school year recap. Be prepared to laugh out loud as Gabe trolls students using their slang incorrectly and Bri regales us with the story of a student claiming divinity. Yes, you read that right, the child said, "I am a god". We're still chuckling over Lauran's fairy tale dedication to Ryan Reynolds and the ensuing social media frenzy that followed.

Tell provides a hilarious commentary on the mystical art of reading books for pleasure during the school year, and we each share our unique reflections on the rollercoaster of teaching. There's a student teacher finding her stride, a classroom romance navigated, and even a tale of a misinterpreted science Pictionary clue that you'll have to hear to believe.

Ever wondered what happens when coffee spills all over a teacher's pants? Gabe spills the beans (or in this case, the coffee). We're reminiscing on the brilliant absurdity of our classrooms, like that time when Tell had to explain a miraculous fish resurrection to his students.

In addition to these hilarious stories, we discuss the poignant moments of our teaching journey by reflecting on student growth, standing up to unruly parents, and celebrating our role in the lives of our students.

We also debate on school hand dryers - are they good or garbage? Gabe give us the details, and Tell has a lot to say about kindergartners reaching up to dry their hands.

Join us for a recap of the school year that will leave you laughing, crying, and maybe even glad it's over!

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0:00.0	Welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off To Do Podcast where it is the recap or no cap as the kids say talking about the
0:06.7	school year recapping all the crazy moments that we experienced so check it out
0:30.0	Hey guys, welcome to Teachers Off To Do Podcast. Guess what? What? We made it. It's officially the end of the year for some of us. Most of us. Some of you if you're still in school
0:59.9	got some snow days I pray for you pray for you. Oh my gosh, but we did it. We're done and this episode we're
1:05.8	be giving an overall recap of how our years went. Yeah, no cap. No cap as the kids say. No cap on the
1:13.2	recap. Yeah, I'm so crazy when you're saying listen to me that part of something. My god. Yeah, that's not my
1:18.5	students make fun of me. So actually I just so one of my favorite moments of the year in the
1:24.0	it was like the fourth quarter of the school year. My kids called me cringey. My students they
1:27.4	call me cringey. And I was like this sucks. I'm not cringey. And I waited till the fourth quarter to
1:31.2	call me cringey. Well, they had said it before. They had said it before. Yes. Are you calling me cringey?
1:34.7	But what so they had said it before. And they're like you're cringey. I'm like whatever. And then I
1:39.2	thought about it. I'm like, you know what? I'm a double down on it. I'm being as cringey as they
1:42.4	possibly can. So what I did. I was like, I was like, I was like, all right, what's super cringey for a
1:46.7	teacher to do? And I was like, it's really cringey if like I try to use their slang. I'm like, all right,
1:51.4	someone use their slang. But I'm going to use their slang completely wrong in class all the times.
1:57.4	Probably. So, oh my gosh, dude, it would be like, like I'll be passing out a assignment. Like,
2:01.7	hey, buddy, here's your here's your assignment. W. Riz. And then it would just be the most
2:08.4	the most awkward. And they'd be like, what? That made me cringe. Exactly. They did not like it. I'm
2:14.1	like, yeah, call me cringey again. Don't be funny. What does that mean? I was about to ask. What
2:18.3	does Riz mean? Okay, so here's what Riz means. Riz is like, is W win? It's like being up. Yeah, W.
2:24.0	Like, yeah, W win. Okay. Riz is like, oh, you can talk good. Like W. Riz. You know what,
2:29.6	you know what W. Riz means, but you don't know what Ruminate means? I'm no, I don't.
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