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When I come near you...

Did you have a sniff?

It's all right, it's night.

She's claiming to have a sniff of my chest.

You old git!

I love her!

I absolutely love her!

And I just piss myself laughing.

I think I'm going to have to murder him.

I'm sorry!

Dear listeners, what follows is a public service announcement

because my esteemed podcasting colleague, Dr. Tessa Dunlop, is, well, she's feeling a little stressed.

Now, I'm ready to get stressed, but she's in a bit of a Mardi today. So pin your ears back

because there may be events. Do you know what? You really can fuck right off because today we're

actually officially going down a big, dark black hole, otherwise known as Kassang. That is because

Thanat Council have given me full permission

to talk fully from the right hand side of my brain, which means I'm going to a moat with essence

and swearing, because if you had the left-hand side of your brain removed, and some people

have had this happen, by the way, you can still live with part of your brain being removed.

You wouldn't be able to speak, but bizarrely you would still be able to cuss like a sailor. Fact. I had an email this week from a very old listener. Well, he's not very old, but it used to be for the many listener. And he used to regularly berate Jackie and I for our smut. He didn't like it, thought it was unnecessary, and from time to time would stop listening to the podcast, but would always in the end come back.

And he emailed me today to say how much he enjoys this podcast because of the lack of smart.

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