Jake this past week I fell on the ground.

Oh, completely because of ice? On the ground. Yep.

Uh oh. It was like an ice skating rink outside of my house and we were getting ready to go out of town for Texas and I just ate it.

Did people see you?

I don't know if people saw me.

Catherine heard me.

That's even worse. She was like in the... I don't know if people saw me, Catherine heard me.

That's even worse.

She was like in the complete opposite side,

like she was in our bedroom.

I was in like my front driveway,

so you can imagine that.

And I was like walking underneath like a little overhang by my garage where I didn't think the snow and the rain had hit as much and so I kind of, I don't know, eased up a little bit on how careful I was and just ate it.

She comes outside. Brad did you drop some of your like woodworking equipment?

sounded really loud.

They're reporting in F5.

They've never had one of those in Kansas.

Wait, is that tornado?

That's okay.

You're close.

Yeah, there's something about a Richter scale. What's that?

There you go.

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