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Not now, but like right now. Yo, what up. It's Eric, aka Deep in these streets, aka Second Avenue subway. Yo, what up? It's Jeff, aka Get Your Face Took, aka Merck Zuckerberg. And guess what? We have a lot of guests today. Yeah, we don't have just one.

No, we have a ton.

This one's a long episode. Hopefully you guys stick around for the whole thing because we have a bunch of great stories that are told. Right. We are calling this an open mic night. We have invited 12 of our friends. 13 of our friends. 12 friends and one who is not a friend. That's right. guess which one is not a friend.

Exactly, exactly.

And they all tell great stories.

Some of the stories have been edited from clarity and timing. And let's get into it. The first one is with our friends, Big Wise, and Boss Nod. I don't think they do it anymore, but Foolsgo used to do their holiday party every December. Yes. And this had to be like four years ago. This was like four years. I know Take Care had come out. No, it wasn't even four years ago. It had to be, it had to be Take Care came out, what, five years ago? There you go. So Take Care was already out. Anyway, Nott invites me to this party. It's him. It was at, it was at Tammany Hall.

It was at Tammany Hall.

You fuck the doorman.

Oh, my God, awful. So, you know, it was ridiculous politics at the door. No, I got it. I was about to go home. And my homie, who I invited, who's a cop, cop. He got me in. The only time they came through for us. Right. He had no nothing.

He just walked up to the mountain.

It was like, yo, fellas, blah, blah.

He was like, yo, come on, let's go.

Yeah. The only time they came through for us He had no nothing He just walked up to the mountain It was like yo fellas Blah blah blah He was like yo come on let's go We're good Fools Go Christmas party Manny Fresh is DJ Rammed It's packed It's an open bar We're drinking I think it was Bushmills at the time Remember A track Had like Bushmills Yeah great product So So, Mani Fresh DJ and just Blaze DJing, I believe.

And Drake was just there. You know, he got on the mic. He was like, you know, he said a bunch of nice things about A track. I figured it was like a Canadian thing or something. And, um, you know, he says his piece and he's, uh, he's walking through the crowd. First of all, let me just sidebar.

Like, anybody who knows me knows that I'm a huge Drake fan.

I'm not even just like, oh, I like his, no, I'm like a huge fan.

It's like me and fabulous.

Yeah, right, right, right.

It's like, I'm an apologist, a propagandist, like, everything, like, literally. So he's walking through. We make eye contact, and I lift my hand up to give a dab. Mind you, I'm drunk. I don't know why I did this. I lift my hand up to give him a dab. He daps me. We do the full Dap hug combination.

Greatest one of your life.

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