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Greetings and salutations. Welcome back to Sacred Symbols PlayStation Podcast. This is episode 38. My name is Colin Moriardy. As always, I'm joined by the Pizza Delivery Man. Chris Regan. Chris, you look like a pizza delivery man today.

I'm dressed like that. No, it's not an insult. That's a totally honorable job. I don't know where I'd be without pizza delivery man to be completely honest. My life would be totally different. It'd be hell.

Do you remember, I mean, it's not like I'm like an old man, like we don't remember this. Of course, we remember. The days before postmates and Uber eats and stuff, when you had to actually call specific restaurants, and then they would send specific people out to deliver your food, I always found that a little awkward.

Like, that's becoming more awkward for me as time goes on. I need to not interface with anyone. What do you do with the postmates, people?

Well, you just tell them to leave it at the door. Oh, I wish I could do that. It's kind of like the pizza guy in TMNT, right? Like, you know, leave it near the grate, and we're going to pull it into the sewer.

Right. Right. I can't do that. I'm actually, I have to be honest with you. Now, I order Uber eats or something postmates almost every day, sometimes twice a day.

And I go out there and I wait for them. And when they pull up, I grab the food and often, multiple times a week, they thank me because you see these, I live in a building, I can apartment building.

You see these people roaming around with like a chick-fil-a bag and a cup, like having no idea where are the people ordering the food? Are they paying attention to what's going on?

There's, there's legions of these people stranded on the streets waiting to deliver their goods.

I do the exact same thing. I wait outside my building and then I grab it and then I run away. Yeah, sprint into the darkness.

My hope, Chris, is always that they do not call my phone. That's the thing I don't like. Don't call me. In fact, in one of them, I think DoorDash literally says in my notes, like, do not call me.

Do not, you don't you dare.

Now, what will we, oh yeah, you are a pizza delivery man. Yeah, so you're wearing a red shirt, black jeans. Well, no, they're dark blue, I jeans.

Yeah, maybe. And then you have a red spider-man shirt on, but you have a red hat on. So you look like a pizza hut delivery man. Yeah.

And that's cool. That's a cool job. I wasn't intended. There's probably some pizza delivery people listening to this right now. We appreciate your hard work.

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