And the Welcome to episode 38 of Hello Disfunction. Here we go. It's not nice with

Patafria rudely, over there.

And Crystal, we're here, guys.

We're queer.

She is.

So let me start by apologizing for the delay this week.

We're like a day late and a dollar short because it was Bunny's

birthday on Sunday.

She turned 11 years old and had like a two-day fiesta that went on for a very long time

and it was a lot to handle and yesterday there was no way I was going to be able to come in because I still had kids until like 7 p.m.

The kids fucking slept in until like 2 o'clock.

I'm not surprised it's summer and they don't know at your house. Yeah and they don't know how to act. No. Well one by one because I was awake but they kept going

Oh here you guys someone asked for more ASMR incorporated into the episode the reason we stopped is because I eat my food

before we get here before we even touch the parking lot.

This is a grill too from Starbucks and they're so good and I ate it and I wish I had two more.

You guys know I'm lactose intolerant and I'm going to gladly accept this

fucking stomach ache because their grilled cheese is amazing. It's so worth it.

It's the best girl cheese ever in life. But yeah, I know, okay, so I was awake and one by one they kept getting up to go pee, but then they would go right back to sleep so I was like let me just let them

like little partiers for a little while and then I took them to the pool it was a

nightmare I took them back to the pool they had the door no the next day I'm

talking oh yeah but they had the gates locked so we went to another pool

But the hot tub was cold but they played in it anyway

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