37: Piss over ice

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Episode 37 is here with some hippie hacks, trouble the kids have been into, Crystal’s grandfather is worse than we imagined, unknown neighborhood names, why it’s not always good to refer ppl, and Crystal reveals a shocking secret.

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0:00.0	And the Get up on it like a dog. I don't have to talk like a dog. I need to bend this more.
0:22.0	Then I don't have to talk like a puppy like a suck
0:24.3	the car. Next episode you're gonna start wearing headphones. No I'm not. Yes you are.
0:28.9	Well you throw me off really bad because you can't control your levels.
0:35.2	You know what? We're doing a podcast solo today.
0:37.8	She gets her own hour, I get my own hour, we're separating.
0:43.8	Go in another room.
0:45.0	You record downstairs.
0:48.0	Are we rolling?
0:49.6	We are episode 37, right?
0:51.1	Yes.
0:52.3	Welcome to episode 37 of Hello Dysfunction. With Crystal and
0:57.7	Potifria. And we are full of dysfunction right now.
1:03.3	I am in so much fucking pain right now, you guys.
1:06.8	Just know that I care so much about this show because I have a UTI,
1:12.0	so bad I can hardly sit still that I fucking woke up with. I make so much pain.
1:17.0	Crystal just took me to steal medicine from CBS across the street.
1:21.0	We did not go in there with the intention of stealing
1:24.7	medicine. We were going to pay for it but they were not awake yet. The cashiers
1:28.9	had a long-ass line they were taken forever. We literally stood in there 15
1:32.4	minutes and the line moved
1:33.6	to fucking one person and we needed to break up and get here. I made an
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