#38: Handsome & Handsomer (Jeff Dye, Geoff Keith)

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🗓️ 26 December 2011

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Dye and Geoff Keith stopped by Skeptic Tank Studios to talk about their experiences as super attractive men. The hard part of this episode was convincing these two guys that they were way more attractive than average men. Most of our discussion was spent talking about the women we've managed to finagle into our beds. They had a much easier time finagling than I did. It's not like I think I'm ugly, definitely not by semitic standards, but these guys are in a different category. Enjoy

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0:00.0	This is Irish Beer Skeptitank for Monday, December 26th.
0:29.9	Today's episode, I'm going to interview my friends Jeff Keith and Jeff Dye, both members of Sean
0:39.4	Kemp's kids, my basketball team and the comedian's basketball league, but also, more importantly,
0:46.0	they're both two stunning-looking men. No, I do not think it's gay to know what a man is good-looking.
0:52.4	You obviously know when someone's better looking than you. It's not a big deal. You know when someone's
0:56.8	ugly than you, so you just go in the other way. You know someone's better looking than you. Trust me,
1:01.4	they know when you're ugly than them. Anyway, so I'm going to ask them about what it's like to be a
1:06.4	fucking beautiful man. Most of this was difficult because they would not accept the fact that they
1:12.5	were good-looking, but they so are. They live in a different world than we do. They just don't
1:16.3	understand it. In terms of announcements, I have my storyteller show is January 3rd 2012 at the
1:24.2	Improv in Los Angeles, go to Improv.com for that. This is not happening. Presents, I still have a
1:29.9	name, school year, maybe, school-yosis, maybe. Camille Nanjiani from some shows on there,
1:37.6	Piper Nash, something like that. Some TVF show. I forget what show he's on, but he's in hilarious
1:41.2	comic. Brody Stevens, from last week, is doing it. He's going to be doing a story. It's all about
1:45.6	school stuff, and then Burke Christchurch is telling me he's in. So it'll be great surprise.
1:51.6	I still have to book one or two more comics, but it'll be really fun. So come to that.
1:54.8	Also, it's only $5. It's a $5 show, and I give away a signed copy of the poster
2:01.7	that my friend Kevin Christie, his artist's friend, is Media, and makes for the show. So come to that.
2:06.8	Also, I'll be in the end of January. I'll be playing at the Mall of America for the first time
2:11.3	in Minneapolis at Rick Brunson's House of Comedy. Go to houseofcomedy.net.
2:16.7	For tickets to that, please come out. I think I've played Minneapolis once a long,
2:19.8	long time ago with Joe Rogan, but it's been a few years. So I'm really excited.
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